i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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