You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.