Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.