i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles