My room smells like vodka and shame
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad