There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my sisters under your porch take her home
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.