i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Life without a bra equals bliss.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of