i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.