Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks