Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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