i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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