yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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