I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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