Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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