why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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