youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
you didnt know i had herpes?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
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My ass is underappreciated
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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