it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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