My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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