yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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