Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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