what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
