it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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