idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize