This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
not ubering you a puppy
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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