i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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