do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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