normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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