i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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