Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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