What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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