What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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