You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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