Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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