What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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