i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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