she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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