Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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