I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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