See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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