Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
you never un-have a 4some
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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