he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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