We're like a lot better than the average bears
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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