I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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