Don't you send me to vm
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
