its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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