Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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