i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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