Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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