Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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