So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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