oh god the rape fog is back!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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