There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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