There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
