We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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