i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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