i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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