Pregnant stripper...not hot.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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