I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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