i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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