playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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